2B or not 2B：To Be Or Not To Be
4ever：Forever
A/S/L：Age/Sex/Location
AFAIC：As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAIK：As Far As I Know
AFK Away：From Keyboard
AIAMU：And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AISI：As I See It
AKA：Also Known As
AMBW：All My Best Wishes
ANFAWFOWS：And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
AOTS：All Of The Sudden
ASAFP：As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP：As Soon As Possible
ATST：At The Same Time
AWGTHTGTTA：Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA：Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AYSOS：Are You Stupid Or Something

B4：Before
B4N：Bye For Now
BBFBBM：Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel
BBIAB：Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF：Be Back In A Few
BBL：Be Back Later
BBN：Bye Bye Now
BCNU：Be Seein' You
BFD：Big F***ing Deal
BFN：Bye For Now
BHOF：Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF：Basis In Fact
BITD：Back In The Day
BM：Byte Me
BMOTA：Byte Me On The Ass
BNF：Big Name Fan
BOHICA：Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BR：Bathroom
BRB：Be Right Back
BRT：Be Right There
BS：Big Smile
BT：Byte This
BTDT：Been There Done That
BTSOOM：Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTW：By The Way
BTWBO：Be There With Bells On
BWDIK：But What Do I Know?
BWO：Black, White or Other

CIAO：Goodbye (in Italian)
CID：Consider It Done
CIO：Check It Out
CIS：CompuServe Information Service
CMF：Count My Fingers
Cof$：Church of Scientology
CRAFT：Can't Remember a F***ing Thing
CRAWS：Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CSL：Can't Stop Laughing
CTC：Choaking The Chicken
CUL8R：See You Later
CWYL：Chat With You Later
CYA：Cover Your Ass
CYL：See You Later

DBEYR：Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD：Due Diligence
DDD：Direct Distance Dial
DETI：Don't Even Think It
DGT：Don't Go There
DHYB：Don't Hold Your Breath
DILLIGAD：Do I Look Like I Give A d\*amn
DILLIGAS：Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DKDC：Don't Know Don't Care
DLTM：Don't Lie To Me
DQYDJ：Don't Quit You're Day Job
DRIB：Don't Read If Busy
DYSTSOTT：Did You See The Size Of That Thing

EG：Evil Grin
EOM：End Of Message
ESO：Equipment Smarter than Operator