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人和猪的关系(经典:理科的可以学习一下)2007-02-27 18:43:00

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人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 +玩 , Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy 猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 , Pigs = eat + sleep 代入 :人 =猪 +上班 +玩 , Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy 即 :人 -玩 =猪 +上班 . if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work 结论 :不懂玩的人 =会上班的猪 in other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work 男人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +挣钱 Men = eat + sleep + earn money 猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉 Pigs = eat + sleep 男人 =猪 +挣钱 Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money 猪 =男人 -挣钱 if Men – earn money = Pigs 所以男人不挣钱等于猪 in other words, Men that don't earn money = Pigs 女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +花钱。 Women = eat + sleep + spend 猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。 Pigs = eat + sleep 代入上式得: Hence, Women = Pigs + spend 女人= 猪+ 花钱。移项得: if, Women – spend = Pigs 女人- 花钱= 猪。 In other words, 结论:女人不花钱的都是猪 Women that don't spend = Pigs 综上: Summary: 男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱! Men earn money not to let women become pigs! 女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱! Women spend not to let men become pigs! 男人 + 女人 =两头猪 Men + Women = 2 Pigs 祝天下的猪们快乐 ^_^ Wish all the pigs happy forever.

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